what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Two words: nipple clamps
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