Have you finally orgasmed yet?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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