his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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