i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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