Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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