hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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