just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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