it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I am mentally ready for anal.
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