we have officially lost it.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I smell like Dick and happiness
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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