I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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