North Korea, Best Korea!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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