We're like a lot better than the average bears
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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