You work out of a Hotel?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish you could order shots online.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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