He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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