I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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