Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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