Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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