The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.