my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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