is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
be right there i have to get my cape
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go