is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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