So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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