well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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