We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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