I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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