To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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