Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Can I color on your dick again?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You were trust falling into bushes
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
