dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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