: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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