If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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