Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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