I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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