Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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