I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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