Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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