nut hugger
I'm jealous of your bromance
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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