you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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