He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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