ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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