that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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