I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wear drunk well.
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