Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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