I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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