How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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