Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.