plz talk dirty to me
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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