I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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