Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
