why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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