i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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