my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
is that a dick in a sweater?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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