Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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