After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Are we still banned from the library?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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