They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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